Sleaze Awards

The first ever sleaze awards, these awards recognize the people in sports that have ignored for their low life behavior.  Let the ceremony

MLB

3. John Henry: Does everybody remember the last time baseball had a labor crisis, they wanted to contract teams. The owner or the Florida Marlins complained that his baseball team was losing money and how it was the entire systems fault because it allowed the big market teams spend too much. So what does he do sells his team then buys the Red Sox and gives 100 million dollars to a .500 pitcher with a 4 ERA. Really, Really, Really!!! Slightly hypocritical, don’t you think?

2. Florida Marlins: This pathetic franchise is using the lopeholes in baseball to make money while manning a less than competitive team. They traded their best player and there most recognizable player in the same deal. Yet next year they will be shocked when nobody shows up.  But despite putting out a crappy product on the field they will make more money than most other teams in the league because of the welfare program, sorry I mean luxury tax. This is what’s wrong when you build sealings and fail to build floors.

1. Bud Selig: Clearly any hunch back who decides the best way to save his sport was McCarthyism deserves a spot on the list. He has made the mistake that he works for the worthless columnists and the losers who have time to call into sports talk shows and complain about athletes trying to be their best.

NBA

3. Jason Kidd:  This guy is the stereotypical NBA player but nobody acknowledges it. He has had his coach fired, Byron Scott. He has beat up his wife on multiple times, including once because she feed his son French fries. He has sex assaulted a woman in a club, allegedly. And he refused to show up to a regular season game over a contract dispute, yet he is treated like Gandhi, because he made the Nets competitive.

2. Cleveland Cavaliers: Sometime sleaze is powered by stupidity and that’s where Cavs come into play. This team had the NBA draft rigged so that they can be handed the most talented player to come out of high school and have failed to make any other good roster moves. Since the Ehlo Price Daugherty Era they have had four solid players, LBJ, Big Z, Andre Miller and Terrell Brandon. That starting team would be a three seed, over 20 years of history and that’s the best you can offer, pathetic.

1. Eddy Curry: Not for showing to camp every year overweight, but for putting on a dress and flirting with Isaiah Thomas. I am angry at the press for not noticing that Anucha Browne-Sanders is none other than Eddy Curry in a dress. Have you ever seen them in the same place at the same time. Curry knows Isaiah is having a tough enough year as it is.

NFL

3. Arthur Blank: Every body speaks about him as the victim of bad luck, but he should look into the mirror in order to prevent any more “bad luck.” First he kissed Michael Vick ass since he showed up to Atlanta instead of treating like an employee, where you produce or your fired, and after each incident Blank said he supports Vick. Then he begs a college coach to be his coach, even though he made it clear that he did not want the job, so blank through so much money that the coach could not turn it down. His neediness forces him to forfeit his position of power, which allows people to take advantage of him.

2. Rodney Harrison: A pretty easy target, late hits, trash talking fans and coaches. Oh yeah he cheated and ruined the integrity of the game by taking medicine to heal an injury.  Asterisk! Asterisk! Asterisk!

1.  Tom Brady: How could anybody complain about Mr. All-American, well here I go, listen that humble pie stuff is great unless you have a smug “I am dating supermodel, and I am really awesome” smirk on your face when you say it. When Bill Belicheck says it you can tell he is just miserable and means it, there is no joy in that man’s life, but Brady has the hugest shit-eating grin ever. Listen I have no problem with him banging hot chicks but you cannot leave a pregnant chick and leave on bad terms like he did.  He has a chance to get off the list by simply saying, “I work harder than everybody else and I will not apologize for all the fruits of my labor.” Then scream Peace out and Drop the Mick and pull a gun out and fire two shots in the air.

Media (This is a collective effort, I wish I had the time to point out each ass in the Media, but there is way to many terrible idiots in the media.)

3. Skip Bayless: I know that this could be any talking head, but he is now on SportsCenter doing the Budweiser Hotseat, which is the last straw on the back for my SportsCenter devotion. He is one of the guys who think there is a correlation between his intensity in his tone and how correct he is. And his lame puns, there suppose to be clever, which mean few can think of them, not that any 5 year-old can think like Tony Romeo.

2. Sean Dinglebberry: Other than yelling into the camera what does he bring to the broadcast. Every topic he talks about is in absolutes, “this guy will be top five running back as soon as he enters the league (Reggie Bush), this team should give his pay check back,” that’s funny from somebody who spent his career as a backup QB who never saw the field, how many weeks did he give his paycheck back. Then he talks about it his job to give his opinion, that may have been what the position has morphed into, but back in the day experts jobs use to be to explain the complexity of the issues and explain it the lay.

1. Tony Kornwhole: This man has ruined Monday Night Football! I could not watch my beloved Giants play the Falcons because he has pea size brain he most over simplify things and make every thing black or white, instead of taking the opportunity understand the complexity of the game and enlightening the audience with it. In fairness to him he never watched regular season football games before he got the gig, or any other sporting event because he had to go to bed.